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Hahaha! It’s not just me!

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

I stumbled across this gem (scroll all the way down to #2) the other day, and it cracked me up to realise that I’m not alone in my opinion of Ms Rowling and her sob story that did so well on TV. *cough*bullshit*cough*

My favourite quote from the piece has to be

“While we are not denying for one moment that trying to care for a child, write a book and work full time would be very difficult, we will say that it’s not impossible. People do it. Instead, she basically got her book advance courtesy of UK citizens.”

Yep – we paid for the first one. And where does she pay taxes now? Are we getting any of this money back? I don’t believe we are. Is she contributing to the next J.K. Rowling (no matter how much the thought of another derivative hack scares me – Ed)? No – I don’t think she is.

Are 12 year old children being sued in the name of protecting her IP? Not anymore, but at one stage they were.

Remember when the mirages bombed Soweto ?

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Well, apparently my eyes are well enough to rant. The right eye seems to be tailing the left eye quite a bit for close-up work, so I’m possibly looking at glasses or re-treatment for this. But I’m still chuffed. Anyways, on to the rant.

Remember when the South African government had mirage planes bombing Soweto on a daily basis and how the world supported them? Oh, what, that never happened? Hmmm…

I can’t help but compare the situation in Israel / Gaza with South Africa of old. I don’t know and don’t care who’s in the right out there, and I couldn’t give a shit about who’s killing who – they seem to be enjoying themselves, so have at it kids!

What I’m pissed and confused about is the international reaction to the fireworks party. Why is Israel still being treated so well? Why do they still receive so much international aid and business?

Sure, they’re one of our few ‘friends’ in the region (wait and see how quickly that would end if we cut off the funding) but that’s also largely our own fault for pissing so many of the neighbors off. What is it that makes Israel special and gives them carte blanche to act in the way they do? I can’t see any difference between apartheid in SA and the situation out there other than SA didn’t bomb entire neighborhoods, and in SA despite the roles being degrading and unfair, at least work was available.

I’m not trying to defend apartheid or South Africa here – they were well out of order. But how can the international community react in one way for SA and in such a different way in Israel? Don’t tell me it’s because times have changed, because if anything, we’re even more busybody and nosy now.

GPs should pull their heads out of their arses…

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

According to the BBC, “GPs urged patients to stock up on cold and flu remedies”

That would be nice. But we can’t. So we’ll continue to waste your time until you fix this.

Currently Cheryl and I are both ill. She has a cold and I have Eblia with a slight touch of Bird Flu. Ok, so we’ve both got flu, but I’m a bigger baby about it. We’d very much like to stock up on remedies and stay home in the warm, but when I tried the other day I failed miserably.

The pharmacy can only sell me enough medication to keep 1 person functional for 3 days. Because Cheryl was at home resting, that meant that I could only buy enough medication to last us both 1.5 days. And we’d have to fight over the night-time capsules.

To actually get enough medication for both of us for three days, here is what we would have to do if we used pubic transport like the gubmit wants us to:

  • Dress up warm and take the 5 minute walk to the bus stop.
  • Wait up to 20 minutes in almost freezing temperatures for the bus
  • Board the bus and infect everyone else present for our 20 minute ride to the pharmacy
  • Go into the nice warm shop and buy 3 days worth of meds
  • Go back out into the cold and wait up to 20 minutes more for the bus
  • Ride home, once again sharing our germs with all and sundry
  • Walk home

So we’ve got cold, physical exertion and massive temperature swings from outdoors to indoors. And we both have to go – we can’t take it in shifts. Do we think this will make us better or worse?

Cheryl’s been ill for pushing 9 days now, so we would have repeated this journey 3 times.

So GPs – expect me back in your surgery looking for a prescription for 7 days meds early in the new year so that I can get better. And expect me to do this every. single. fucking. time. I get ill until you change these stupid laws so that I can get the rest I need and self-medicate.

Until then, stop whinging!

Keep bailing, the water’s rising!

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

You may have heard that you, the taxpayer, are bailing a load of banks in the UK out. You may have heard that 20bn quid of your money has been dumped into RBS. Reliable sources like the BBC and City AM are telling you this, so it must be true, right? Wrong – they’re a bunch of lying pricks. I’ll try to explain…

Firstly, I’ve heard a lot of people saying that they’d like the government to bail their mortgage out like they’ve done for the banks. Be very, VERY careful what you wish for, because you’d kick yourself if you got it. The first part of the bailout, the part that has either happened or will happen soon is that the government are giving RBS £5bn. At 12% interest. How would you feel about your mortgage interest rate shooting up to 12%? Still want that bailout? Didn’t think so.

Where else can you, the taxpayer, get 12% on your money right now? Your previous best bet was the Icelandic mob (who I think the UK is now at war with, seeing as we’ve invoked the terrorism act to seize their assets?) at 7%. So the government are actually making a very shrewd investment with your money here.

The next part of the bailout has definitely not happened yet. The government have NOT given RBS the other £15bn. The way that chunk works is that new shares will be issued (remember the rights issue that the press misreported on so enthusiastically earlier this year?) to existing shareholders at the very least. I’m not sure if non-shareholders get to participate, but the shares are first offered to people who aren’t the government.

The government will underwrite this new issue and any shares not bought will then be bought by the government. So there’s a chance that the government will have to kick in that full £15bn, but does that really seem likely to you?

Regardless of how much money the government may eventually inject into these banks, the important thing to note is that they haven’t yet. But that doesn’t seem to stop the press writing about this as if it’s done and the money has left the Bank of England accounts and arrived in the accounts of RBS, Lloyds TSB, HBOS, et. al. There’s a word for this telling people something has happened when it hasn’t – lying.

Now if the BBC and City AM are lying about this particular issue, what else are they lying about? What else are they exaggerating and causing panic with?

We’re letting ourselves get talked into a recession, and admittedly things are bad, but it really doesn’t help that the press are making them worse.

The driver of LY08AKP is an utter prick

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Last night we were headed home from getting Cheryl’s birthday present (Bad Apple! Bad! Go sit in the corner!) when we had the pleasure of witnessing the biggest prick I’ve seen in years.

It started with a few aggressive lane changes without any indication and progressed to sitting right on people’s tails. It escalated into him forcing his way into a queue of traffic and pissing someone off.

It got even better when he pulled into the parking lot for the fast food places and held up a queue of traffic so that his wife could get out of the car right by the door to the KFC (and no, it wasn’t raining and she didn’t look like she had any mobility problems).

The absolute crowning glory though was when he then moved on to park, and took up not one, but two disabled parking bays. Then proceeded to wait in the car for around 10 minutes.

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Speed cameras won’t catch this kind of prick, but he’s far more dangerous than the average speeder. Each and every maneuver I watched him execute had far more capacity for error than a regular person going fast on an open road. In a just world, there would be enough police officers around so that someone would have seen this and had a wee chat with him. Or put a few bullets in his head – it’s the least the bastard deserves.

This is why they don’t let me carry a gun in this country!

Teh terrurists are cummin’

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Next week, parliament will be asked to extend the amount of time a person can be held without trial from an already excessive 28 days. Under this law, they don’t have to tell you why they’ve arrested you. They don’t have to tell your family where you are. They don’t have to show your lawyer the evidence they have against you. You are not entitled to face your accusers and answer their accusations. This is not law, this is rule of force and fear, and might does not make right.

It’s time to write to your MP again!

The government want 90 days, and they’re not going to stop until they get it. When they got slapped down the first time they were trying to end centuries of law where you had the right to a fair, speedy trial, they settled for 14 days. The very next opportunity they got, they tried to push it out to 60 days and compromised on doubling it to 28. Stalking horse anyone?

Remember, this is a law being pushed for by the police without a single example of where it would have made any difference. It is often the role of the government to hold the police and other martial forces in check; to keep the balance of power in the hands of the people. Giving in to all police fear and manipulation is never a good idea, but this government are adding paving stones on the road to a police state every time they do this, especially with no proof showing the necessity.

This is the same police who have already abused this law by arresting a woman for walking on a cycle path, arresting a man for keeping his stuff too close on the tube, and in a spectacular gun.shoot(foot) moment, arrested an 82 year old Jewish man who escaped from the Nazis, for heckling at a Labour conference.

Most recently, they’ve used this law to censor what we can and cannot research, placing a massive chilling effect on any future attempts to objectively look at what is far too emotional a subject right now. In this case, a man was arrested and jailed for 6 days for trying to print a document that is (or at least was) freely available from a US government website.

I’m not interested in hearing how justice was served as these people were released. Most people reading this have never seen a jail, let alone spent a night in one, and you should be very grateful for that. One night in jail is one night too many for any innocent person to have to suffer, especially for the heinous crimes described above!

The most widely publicized conviction under this act was of an angst filled teenager for writing bad poetry! To be honest, she was a bit stupid, but if we’re criminalizing stupidity now, well, let’s just say that my trip to work is going to get a lot quieter!

This administration have shown that they cannot be trusted with the keys to the sandpit, let alone a law that lets them ‘disappear’ you down a hole for 3 months. That is the end of your career, you’ll lose your house, friends, the works. For what? Walking on a cycle path?

Please act now to stop this. Write to your MP highlighting some of the abuses I’ve shown here, and ask them to stand up for Freedom by voting NO on this extension!

People in power in our country think that it’s ok to threaten people with arrest over their choice in wardrobe. Do you really want to live in a world where someone can threaten you with missing your flight and having your DNA on record forever, just because you chose to wear a t-shirt with a cartoon character on the front ?

Freedom carries risk. So does getting up in the morning. Without wanting to offend the brave an honest American’s I know, this is England, not America. We’re a mature country – we’ve been through worse than this, and we’ll go through worse again. We are not a young country who’ve never been attacked before, and we have no excuse to act like a frightened child.

Man-up and write to your MP now!

Praise where it’s due to Newham Council

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Well, after my last post I gave it about 15 seconds to calm down and then hit www.writetothem.com and contacted my MP and my councillors.

When I’ve reported these covers as missing in the past, it normally takes several weeks before they are fixed, but today we’ve had new covers installed in less than 8 hours after the previous ones were stolen.

Maybe it was the ‘Think of the children’ line, but I’m still impressed they did something so quickly.

Now if they would just electrify the underside so that the bar stewards get a shock next time they try and nick them, that would be great!

So, this man walks into South Africa…

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

… and gets robbed at gunpoint

There’s nothing really new about being robbed by scary men with guns in South Africa – it’s a fact of life for many. But it’s damn funny when it happens to the only credible opposition to the Mugabe regime, the lesser of two weevils and all that.

So SA – you still maintain that you don’t have a crime problem? Does the minister of safety and security still reckon that if we don’t like the crime situation, then we should leave?

Oh… wait… I already did!

Breaking the law

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

This is going to be a tough article to write, not because it covers a difficult subject (although it does), but because I’ll have the chorus of the Judas Priest song rattling around my head the whole time. I think that might be a copyright violation, but I won’t tell if you don’t!

Hands up all those who think they’re law abiding citizens? I’m sincerely hoping that we’re not seeing many hands up here, or you’re probably deluding yourself!

Lets follow this little quiz to see if you are a good honest citizen, or an evil criminal mastermind.

  • Do you live in the UK?
  • Do you have an iPod or other MP3 player?
  • Have you copied any music from your CDs to your MP3 player?

If you can answer yes to all three of the above questions, then you’re law breaking scum. You see, the only legal way to actually have music on your iPod in the UK is to buy it from iTunes. While never actively prosecuted (to the best of my knowledge), it is not legal to copy music from a CD to another format.

A while back, the New York Times reported that iTunes sales translate roughly to 22 songs per iPod sold. Even if you take services like e-music into account, that still means that a lot of people are filling their iPod some other way.

To put this into perspective, this means that there is a very significant chance that every single person you see on the tube with those fashionable (Really? Why wasn’t I informed!? <ed>) white earphones is a law breaker. Some of the ones with black headphone cables are thieves too!

To take this a step further, a lot of music companies have been releasing music on DRM protected CDs. If you rip music from these (and I have in the past, unknowingly because it Just Worked(tm) on my Apple) then as well as breaking traditional UK copyright law, you’re violating the EUCD too.

Looking at my week in review, I’ve noticed that I really am a most dastardly soul, and yet my moral compass is quite stable and I sleep well at night. This is because I don’t feel that what I am doing is wrong, and that’s a slippery slope.

I have a well developed sense of what is right and what is wrong (ask anyone who has had to listen to one of my sanctimonious sermons!), and even though I want to be a good person, the law makes it so hard that there really is no point in trying to be law abiding.

It started out just ripping CDs. Now I find myself downloading TV shows instead of using the DVD recorder. I just don’t like the idea of adding more shiny plastic discs to landfills simply because I work odd hours and have a life away from the TV. I’m legally entitled to watch the shows because I pay Sky a fee to enable this every month and these shows are shown on there. For most of my watching over the last 6 months, it goes a step further – I pay my TV license and am entitled to watch shows on the BBC. Sadly, they’ve decided to hand competitive advantage to a convicted monopolist, so I can’t use their iPlayer to watch shows after they are broadcast.

So to recap, I’m breaking the law by watching TV shows that I pay to watch, and am allowed to record on other mediums. Genius!

My government is forcing me to live outside the law. I really don’t have much choice in a modern world because the law has not kept up with the times. And yet the government tacitly support and encourage this. Why else would they allow the sale of devices that require the law be broken for them to be useful?

At this point, we’re still only discussing consumption of media. If you actually wish to produce media, things get even harder. Lawrence Lessig, creator of the Creative Commons license gave a stunning talk at TED this year and highlighted some of the wonderful things being done with media today. The video at the link to the TED talk is worth watching just for the love song duet between Bush and his faithful ventriloquist dummy.

So where does this leave us? In a modern society, if we are told that we have to live outside the law for some things, what is this likely to do to the fabric of society? To steal from Mr. Lessig, it creates extremist attitudes on both sides. They won’t let us do anything other than consume media, so we won’t respect any of their rights. They push for longer and longer copyright terms, so people leak the CD days before it even comes out. And the band plays on…

Even if these infractions aren’t enforced or punished, this state of being is still shameful. Are we free people, or are we already living in the keiretsu culture, marching to the beat of the company morale song?

Today it’s CDs and video, but where is this going to end?

A decade ago, Richard Stallman first published his story, The Right to Read. At the time people laughed and called him an alarmist. Today we have a world where someone was held without trial for months, for producing software (that was totally legal in the country where it was developed!) that allowed among other things, blind people to read PDFs. J.K. Rowling threatens children with lawsuits over fan sites (well, she did say she wanted to encourage them to read, she didn’t say nuffink about enkuraging them to rite! <ed>)

It’s time to remind our governments what the original deal behind copyright was. We agreed to allow artists a limited monopoly on their art, in return for the generation of more unique and innovative works. We agreed to limit what we could do with things that we had to ensure that more things were created. Today, copyright is used to enforce greed and prop up failing business models, and the artists that we entered into the original agreement to protect rarely if ever see a fair share of the proceeds! Today, they want to sue you for buying their CD or DVD!

The pyramids were built around 3000 years ago. Will copyrighting them really encourage the building of new ones?

The government wants to rob you again.. still… more… whatever

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Ok, a brief detour from my planned articles on breaking the law, but I’m just a little upset that the government wants to piss some more of our money down the drain.

When the government spends money wisely and gets good value, I’ve got no objections. Sadly, this government seems to be fascinated with the shiny toys on offer from the same old boys club of entrenched contractors and vendors, so they just piss our money away with no real benefits in return.

Of course, it might be that they’re not enamored with the toys, but are looking for jobs on various boards to pad out their post public service lives.

I mean hell, if Mr Bush’s Poodle can get a half a million pound per year salary from JP Morgan, why wouldn’t other ministers try for the same kind of corrupting lifestyle ?

Onto today’s issue… Our new Home Affairs Minister (why does each one have to be worse than the last? I thought Jack Boot Straw was as bad as things could get <ed>) has decided that to cut knife crime, we need metal detectors at school gates. She’s being very good about not letting little things like the fact that most knife crime occurs outside of schools bother her. She’s trotted out the tired old “Won’t someone think of the children” line and as a result is trying to run off with my wallet.

Just after the cut, you’ll find the letter that I just faxed my MP… Why don’t you do the same and let yours know how you feel about being robbed for pointless purposes?

To digress a little, if you’ve not used it before, you really should try contacting your elected representatives. WriteToThem provides an invaluable tool in helping you to contact your elected representatives and even tracks and scores their response run-rate.

Faxing an MP can be a great way to get unintelligible canned responses back (How’s your conscience now Mr Fitzpatrick? <ed>) and feel free to scan and post those for a laugh.

Using WriteToThem to contact your London Assembly members is a little less fun because from what I’ve seen, some of them actually seem to work for a living and are really responsive and helpful – so BE NICE, YOU HEAR ;)

Without further ado, hit the link and find out why I’m just a tad upset about Ms. Smith’s ludicrous money wasting suggestions!

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