Archive for January, 2008

Breaking the law

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

This is going to be a tough article to write, not because it covers a difficult subject (although it does), but because I’ll have the chorus of the Judas Priest song rattling around my head the whole time. I think that might be a copyright violation, but I won’t tell if you don’t!

Hands up all those who think they’re law abiding citizens? I’m sincerely hoping that we’re not seeing many hands up here, or you’re probably deluding yourself!

Lets follow this little quiz to see if you are a good honest citizen, or an evil criminal mastermind.

  • Do you live in the UK?
  • Do you have an iPod or other MP3 player?
  • Have you copied any music from your CDs to your MP3 player?

If you can answer yes to all three of the above questions, then you’re law breaking scum. You see, the only legal way to actually have music on your iPod in the UK is to buy it from iTunes. While never actively prosecuted (to the best of my knowledge), it is not legal to copy music from a CD to another format.

A while back, the New York Times reported that iTunes sales translate roughly to 22 songs per iPod sold. Even if you take services like e-music into account, that still means that a lot of people are filling their iPod some other way.

To put this into perspective, this means that there is a very significant chance that every single person you see on the tube with those fashionable (Really? Why wasn’t I informed!? <ed>) white earphones is a law breaker. Some of the ones with black headphone cables are thieves too!

To take this a step further, a lot of music companies have been releasing music on DRM protected CDs. If you rip music from these (and I have in the past, unknowingly because it Just Worked(tm) on my Apple) then as well as breaking traditional UK copyright law, you’re violating the EUCD too.

Looking at my week in review, I’ve noticed that I really am a most dastardly soul, and yet my moral compass is quite stable and I sleep well at night. This is because I don’t feel that what I am doing is wrong, and that’s a slippery slope.

I have a well developed sense of what is right and what is wrong (ask anyone who has had to listen to one of my sanctimonious sermons!), and even though I want to be a good person, the law makes it so hard that there really is no point in trying to be law abiding.

It started out just ripping CDs. Now I find myself downloading TV shows instead of using the DVD recorder. I just don’t like the idea of adding more shiny plastic discs to landfills simply because I work odd hours and have a life away from the TV. I’m legally entitled to watch the shows because I pay Sky a fee to enable this every month and these shows are shown on there. For most of my watching over the last 6 months, it goes a step further – I pay my TV license and am entitled to watch shows on the BBC. Sadly, they’ve decided to hand competitive advantage to a convicted monopolist, so I can’t use their iPlayer to watch shows after they are broadcast.

So to recap, I’m breaking the law by watching TV shows that I pay to watch, and am allowed to record on other mediums. Genius!

My government is forcing me to live outside the law. I really don’t have much choice in a modern world because the law has not kept up with the times. And yet the government tacitly support and encourage this. Why else would they allow the sale of devices that require the law be broken for them to be useful?

At this point, we’re still only discussing consumption of media. If you actually wish to produce media, things get even harder. Lawrence Lessig, creator of the Creative Commons license gave a stunning talk at TED this year and highlighted some of the wonderful things being done with media today. The video at the link to the TED talk is worth watching just for the love song duet between Bush and his faithful ventriloquist dummy.

So where does this leave us? In a modern society, if we are told that we have to live outside the law for some things, what is this likely to do to the fabric of society? To steal from Mr. Lessig, it creates extremist attitudes on both sides. They won’t let us do anything other than consume media, so we won’t respect any of their rights. They push for longer and longer copyright terms, so people leak the CD days before it even comes out. And the band plays on…

Even if these infractions aren’t enforced or punished, this state of being is still shameful. Are we free people, or are we already living in the keiretsu culture, marching to the beat of the company morale song?

Today it’s CDs and video, but where is this going to end?

A decade ago, Richard Stallman first published his story, The Right to Read. At the time people laughed and called him an alarmist. Today we have a world where someone was held without trial for months, for producing software (that was totally legal in the country where it was developed!) that allowed among other things, blind people to read PDFs. J.K. Rowling threatens children with lawsuits over fan sites (well, she did say she wanted to encourage them to read, she didn’t say nuffink about enkuraging them to rite! <ed>)

It’s time to remind our governments what the original deal behind copyright was. We agreed to allow artists a limited monopoly on their art, in return for the generation of more unique and innovative works. We agreed to limit what we could do with things that we had to ensure that more things were created. Today, copyright is used to enforce greed and prop up failing business models, and the artists that we entered into the original agreement to protect rarely if ever see a fair share of the proceeds! Today, they want to sue you for buying their CD or DVD!

The pyramids were built around 3000 years ago. Will copyrighting them really encourage the building of new ones?

The government wants to rob you again.. still… more… whatever

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Ok, a brief detour from my planned articles on breaking the law, but I’m just a little upset that the government wants to piss some more of our money down the drain.

When the government spends money wisely and gets good value, I’ve got no objections. Sadly, this government seems to be fascinated with the shiny toys on offer from the same old boys club of entrenched contractors and vendors, so they just piss our money away with no real benefits in return.

Of course, it might be that they’re not enamored with the toys, but are looking for jobs on various boards to pad out their post public service lives.

I mean hell, if Mr Bush’s Poodle can get a half a million pound per year salary from JP Morgan, why wouldn’t other ministers try for the same kind of corrupting lifestyle ?

Onto today’s issue… Our new Home Affairs Minister (why does each one have to be worse than the last? I thought Jack Boot Straw was as bad as things could get <ed>) has decided that to cut knife crime, we need metal detectors at school gates. She’s being very good about not letting little things like the fact that most knife crime occurs outside of schools bother her. She’s trotted out the tired old “Won’t someone think of the children” line and as a result is trying to run off with my wallet.

Just after the cut, you’ll find the letter that I just faxed my MP… Why don’t you do the same and let yours know how you feel about being robbed for pointless purposes?

To digress a little, if you’ve not used it before, you really should try contacting your elected representatives. WriteToThem provides an invaluable tool in helping you to contact your elected representatives and even tracks and scores their response run-rate.

Faxing an MP can be a great way to get unintelligible canned responses back (How’s your conscience now Mr Fitzpatrick? <ed>) and feel free to scan and post those for a laugh.

Using WriteToThem to contact your London Assembly members is a little less fun because from what I’ve seen, some of them actually seem to work for a living and are really responsive and helpful – so BE NICE, YOU HEAR ;)

Without further ado, hit the link and find out why I’m just a tad upset about Ms. Smith’s ludicrous money wasting suggestions!

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Honey, I’m home…

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

Welcome to the new anonymouslemming blog home. As you can see, I’ve imported all the stuff from the old blog, so you should be able to slot right in and be at home.

The next few entries are going to focus on breaking the law, how we all do it, and what the social consequences of this are. Unless something more interesting captures my attention of course ;)

Enjoy!

Toolin’ around

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Looks like I’m late with this week’s edition, but Max is still not well, and we’ve been running him back and forth to vet. My kitty is not happy, so I’m not happy!

Anyway, without further ado, lets have a look at what has been running around my head this past week.

As a species, we seem to have an instinctive need to place blame. This, combined with a desire to avoid conflict seems to make for a really messed up society, because if we can’t blame people, what can we blame? In too many cases it seems that we just turn around and blame inanimate objects.

You’ve all heard the slogan “Guns don’t kill people, I do”, right? Well, it’s the same for cars, knives, rocks, nmap and netstat (with or without the -rn switch). And yet we still want to restrict these tools instead of dealing with the people who use them to do bad things.

If guns kill people, how come Switzerland isn’t awash with blood? Why doesn’t Norway look like the scene of a John Woo movie on a weekly basis? Maybe the real problem is the culture that the guns are used in, and not the tools themselves? Ya think? Nah, can’t be.
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All your moniez are belong to charity!

Monday, January 7th, 2008

There’s been a lot of data leakage in the UK lately. The same lot who want us to trust them with a central database linking all of our data and include some irrevocable biometric markers don’t seem to understand the Data Protection Act or have the ability to install Gnu Privacy Guard.

As a result, they managed to lose 25 million records containing data that they had been expressly asked not to send in the first place, and furthermore were breaking the law by sending. Whoops! But hey, no worries – no-one is going to lose their job over this, because it’s the gubmint, right?

There was a lot of publicity at the time of the initial loss, and many people tried to down-play the severity or possible impact. Possibly one of the funniest quotes would be “Honestly, I’ve never known such a palaver about nothing” made by Jeremy Clarkson.

Now, I’m not a car genius, so I try not to comment on new cars and their design or manufacturing technique beyond the bits I absolutely know about. In the same vein, I’m pretty sure he’s not a security expert or very clueful about identity theft.

Fortunately, someone kindly educated him for us, and now hopefully he’ll return the favour by educating some Sun readers (because lord knows, a lot of them need it!)

If you’ve not clicked the link for whatever reason, I’ll explain; after he posted his bank details online, just to prove that he’s “…never known such a palaver about nothing”, someone setup a direct debit donating £500 to the charity Diabetes UK from his account.

Ok, granted, it would have been a shedload funnier if they’d sent it to Greenpeace, or some charity that campaigns for an end to cars, or better still, anything supported by Ken Livingstone, but as it stands, I’m impressed. I lol’d… honest!

There’s a lesson to this story chillen – identity theft is a very real threat and can absolutely ruin your life. Be careful with your old credit and debit receipts, get a block put on your credit report if you can that means you have to provide ID for all loans, etc. and check your bank statements regularly. And don’t be a boastful prat in a public newspaper.

At least he was man enough to admit his mistake – I just hope he lets the charity keep the money… call it an educational cost!